Why are you ruining my childhood Michael Bay?
I'VE HAD IT!! Transformers, X-Men, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the list goes on. They are things that I loved about my childhood, that are being ruined by Hollywood. However, this post will be focussing on franchises ruined by Michael Bay.
Transformers
Transformers, the robots in disguise. I really loved this cartoon growing up. It was just so cool. You had robots that could turn into cars, planes, dinosaurs and even radios! So, when I heard that it was going to become a live-action movie. I was pretty excited. The excitement quickly turned into disappointment, which then became hulk-like anger. I don't care how impressive the CGI was. The film sucked. For a few reasons. Mostly because they took out the transforming sound that the robots used to make in the cartoon. The other reasons are Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. (She is pretty, but added nothing else to the film). In fact, I hated the entire human element of the Transfomers movies. Just take them out and just make it about the robots. Silly Michael Bay.
TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
As if Michael Bay didn't do enough damage. He has now turned his attention to destroying more of my childhood memories. He is in the process of making a new TMNT film. There was only one question that popped into my head when I first heard this.Why? I loved this cartoon when I was growing up, the more recent versions of it have also been quite good. The CGI film was aesthetically pleasing , but could have been better. Now Bay wants to make a new live-action version. I actually hate this guy. He just ruins everything. As if him making the film wasn't bad enough, Megan Fox is going to be in it. Groan, next we will probably hear that he plans on making a live-action Thundercats movie. Don't do it. Just don't.
The teaser trailer for the upcoming movie has been released. Have a little gander.
I'm not impressed Mr. Bay. Not even remotely. It just doesn't look very good. I will watch this movie. But, I won't be paying for it.
Please Michael Bay, leave everything in the universe alone. Just sit in a dark corner somewhere and stop ruining any memories of my childhood that I have left.
What about you? Do you have any childhood memories that have been ruined in any way? Or maybe you've had the opposite experience,let me know and don't forget to comment!
Transformers
Transformers, the robots in disguise. I really loved this cartoon growing up. It was just so cool. You had robots that could turn into cars, planes, dinosaurs and even radios! So, when I heard that it was going to become a live-action movie. I was pretty excited. The excitement quickly turned into disappointment, which then became hulk-like anger. I don't care how impressive the CGI was. The film sucked. For a few reasons. Mostly because they took out the transforming sound that the robots used to make in the cartoon. The other reasons are Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox. (She is pretty, but added nothing else to the film). In fact, I hated the entire human element of the Transfomers movies. Just take them out and just make it about the robots. Silly Michael Bay.
TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
As if Michael Bay didn't do enough damage. He has now turned his attention to destroying more of my childhood memories. He is in the process of making a new TMNT film. There was only one question that popped into my head when I first heard this.Why? I loved this cartoon when I was growing up, the more recent versions of it have also been quite good. The CGI film was aesthetically pleasing , but could have been better. Now Bay wants to make a new live-action version. I actually hate this guy. He just ruins everything. As if him making the film wasn't bad enough, Megan Fox is going to be in it. Groan, next we will probably hear that he plans on making a live-action Thundercats movie. Don't do it. Just don't.
The teaser trailer for the upcoming movie has been released. Have a little gander.
I'm not impressed Mr. Bay. Not even remotely. It just doesn't look very good. I will watch this movie. But, I won't be paying for it.
Please Michael Bay, leave everything in the universe alone. Just sit in a dark corner somewhere and stop ruining any memories of my childhood that I have left.
What about you? Do you have any childhood memories that have been ruined in any way? Or maybe you've had the opposite experience,let me know and don't forget to comment!
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